"Get me my pendulum, kids, I feel like swingin'."

From Vincent's Fall '66 evening-wear collection

Today we celebrate the career Vincent Price. Without a doubt one of the horror genre's most prolific actors as well as one of its most enduring, sophisticated, and -dare we say it- sexy icons. We have no doubt he is not truly dead but waiting in the wings to exact a horrible Dr. Phibesesque vengeance upon his detractors.

The Cauldron Changes Your Life in Four Steps

We here at The Cauldron love Angel Witch and you should too (if you don't already.) But for the sake of easing the transition between a worthless, boring life, and one which centers around the life-changing powers of forgotten British heavy metal, we have a helpful guide.

This short guide will help with one of the toughest barriers when entering into the cult of Angel Witch: how to identify an Angel Witch. A recent study found that 100% of those people not listening to Angel Witch do not even know what an Angel Witch is, much less how to spot one. This number is even shockingly high amongst initiates. We're here to help with a four-step program, none of which involve giving up the booze or finding God - we prize efficiency.

Step 1: Find a mirror.

Step2: Look in the mirror.

Step 3: You're an Angel Witch.

Step 4: You're an Angel Witch.

You may be asking yourself: "What if I'm not an Angel Witch?" That's simple, you are wrong and in fact, still an Angel Witch.

Hope we've cleared things up!

Revealed At Last: The Shocking Secret Origin of The Cauldron

The Cauldron likes long walks on the beach, Angel Witch, Vincent Price, and long walks on the beach with Vincent Price.

The Cauldron doesn't like Pagans who snatch up cauldron-related urls, Celtic Frost's Cold Lake, and fun.